Crickets

Yet another post from the dude room about events that happened during dinner. I am working so many hours, that is the only time I have to visit with my family.

Tonight the Mrs. made yet another yummy dinner. As we were finishing Emma was being so silly naming animals and then "how they sound". However, with her being silly she was mismatching things on purpose.


"Daddy do you know how a horse goes?" she asked.

"Nope!" I replied.

"baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" she giggled.

"Daddy do you know how a cow goes?" she asked.

"Nope!" I replied.

"bawk bawk bawk!" she said as she flapped her arms.

"Daddy do you know how a goat goes?" She asked.

"Nope!" I replied.

"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" she said with her neck outstretched.

Now little miss copy-cat, aka Chloe Ann, mimics her big sister in everything from dress to eating to attitude. Like her big sister she enjoys the funny stuff with daddy and mommy.

"wibbit wibbit!" Chloe said.

"Alright Chloe!" Momma replied.

Emma and I kept up our animal banter for a few more minutes. Now what happened next, should have been on video. I will try to illustrate what happened but i'm not sure it will do it justice.

As soon as she could slip in a word edgewise Chloe shouted





FOCK!


[ Insert silence with cricket noises here....]


After a short pause to roll my tongue back up in my mouth and scoop my jaw off the table I said "Excuse me young lady?" in my official DMV (Daddy's Mad Voice).


"Honey she's saying 'frog'..." the Mrs. said.

I felt much better after hearing this translation.