Holiday Football

Baking assorted goodies for the Christmas Feast - $192.57

Decking the Halls in assorted lights for 4 redheaded women - $250.39

Making sure that three little girls had a very merry Christmas - $753.22

Snuggling with your oldest baby on a rainy Christmas afternoon and hearing her say "Merry Christmas Daddy - You have a head shaped like a football!"


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It was indeed a very Merry Christmas. The Dude Room wishes you and yours the same!


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