Thursday, September 20, 2007

"Is it a truth or the lie, Daddy?"

So my little experiment with truth and consequences must have really sunk in the other day. For the good part of the week Emma has been testing me to see if I know the difference between the truth and a lie. She's pretty creative. One statement really caught me off guard:

"Deoxyribonucleic acid is a protein." She said.

(Not really - that is a lie but her vocabulary is getting so big it won't be long.)

Anyway I gave the girls their bath tonight and got them ready for bed. After brushing their teeth, Chloe just crept back into their room not saying a word and crawled under her covers. I think the poor girl was a tad bit tired.

"Emma you need to go potty." I said.

"I just did Daddy the other day while you were shutting the blinds, remember?" she asked.

She doesn't quite have the concept of time yet. She's good with "in a few minutes" or "tomorrow" but as with most kids, "yesterday" could be 3 minutes ago or last year.

"I didn't hear you go potty. Are you telling the truth or a lie?" I asked.

After pausing for about 20 seconds or so she quipped "Well it's a kinda truth" with a huge smile on her face.

As she sat their going to the potty I realized that it is now 'Game On' so-to-say and I'm in deep s**t with her from here on out. She now knows how to manipulate me pretty well.

Tonight the girls faded off to sleep very quickly. As I write this from the next room over from their bedroom, I cannot hear the traditional Indian drum beat of their little feet on the wall that so often accompanies their drift into slumber.

Sweet dreams baby girls. Your Daddy loves you.

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