Boom Boom

So it's almost July 4th. Boom Boom go the fireworks. Unfortunately that's not the Boom Boom I'm talking about. While working on a job for a client(as usual), my older the girls were watching a movie when the middle child decided she wanted to spontaneously say "Daddy my panties are in my Boom Boom." I tried not to laugh but it just kinda happened.

I commended her for her excellent talking ability (she's really talking now!) and then asked "What's a boom boom?"

"It's behind your Too Too, Daddy.", said the elder daughter. This clarified things for me instantly.

Giggles ensued.

For the next few minutes they sounded like cheerleaders exchanging rounds of "This is my Boom Boom, this is my Too Too" while doing all types of calisthenics to point out each of their certain unmentionables. (Of course they were fully dressed and pointing to themselves) I had to turn away so they couldn't see me laughing but I bet they could tell because I know for a fact my shoulders were doing that shaky "don't let Daddy catch you laughing in church" type movement.

"Who's teaching my children these names for women parts?" I thought to myself between laughing episodes.

I am in such trouble as the only Dude in the house. God help me if my little cheerleaders start talking about their Rah Rah's or their Siss Boom Bahs.