King Lizard Cheater

Sorry for not keeping the blog updated. It's quite crazy for me at the moment because I'm switching jobs and I'm short on time for a little while.

This past weekend my folks kept the kids on Friday night as me and the Mrs. went out to our favorite sushi place in town. We returned and visited with mom and dad for a bit and then headed home.

Once in the van, Emma said "Hey Daddy - Pop Pop told me a great Bible story tonight about Daniel and his house full of lions."

I couldn't help but chuckle... "Oh wow! I bet that was an exciting story. Can you tell me? I asked.

"Well..." she began, "Once upon a time there was a boy named Daniel. He loved God a lot and tried to do everything that God said to do. He had dreams and told people about his dreams. One day King Lizard Cheater got mad at him and threw him in a house full of lions but he didn't get eaten, Daddy. The lions just kind of laid there. The End."

Now at this point I about swerved off the road laughing. "King Lizard Cheater?" I asked as I tried to catch my breath.

"Uh huh." She said.

"Baby I think you're trying to say King Nebuchadnezzar." I explained.

"YEAH!" She said. "King Nebby Nezzer..."

"That's right baby, King Nebby Nezzer." I laughed.